Yep, that's sand you see around my mouth. Yep, I ate some. Mmmm.
P.S. Before you say anything about my hair being all wild and crazy and my bangs being in my eyes... You can go ahead and put a barrette in there, or pull my hair back, but guess what? I don't like it. And there's nothing you can do to keep me from pulling whatever you put in my hair out. So just give it up. And don't think either that I'm going to let anyone get near my face while wielding a pair of scissors.